Carol With The Spoon

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Carol wore her crocs to church Said, “These are formal shoes” She brought a giant serving spoon And called it “my tattoo” She waved at dogs on porches Like they owed her rent Then fed a whole park pigeons With a cinnamon mint [Pre-Chorus] Carol, Carol What are you on? Carol, Carol You gone and done it wrong [Chorus] Carol, Carol You make us laugh Carol, Carol You’re a walking math You spill, you grin Then start again Carol, Carol We love your mess [Verse 2] She tried to bake a pancake In a toaster tray It flung one tiny triangle Clean across the bay Her purse had tape and raisins A flashlight and a comb A rubber duck, three paper clips And one mysterious comb [Pre-Chorus] Carol, Carol What are you on? Carol, Carol You gone and done it wrong [Chorus] Carol, Carol You make us laugh Carol, Carol You’re a walking math You spill, you grin Then start again Carol, Carol We love your mess [Bridge] She called a plant “sir Basil” Then bowed real low The plant looked kind of honored So I guess it’s so-so Now every time she enters The room just starts to shake Not from fear or thunder From the snort she makes [Chorus] Carol, Carol You make us laugh Carol, Carol You’re a walking math You spill, you grin Then start again Carol, Carol We love your mess [Outro] Carol, Carol That’s your whole deal (That’s your whole deal) Carol, Carol Too weird to heal (Too weird to heal)