More Than a Number

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You brought three plates to the office lunch, Called it a sample, then went back for brunch. Your chair says “buddy,” your belt says “please,” You negotiate with every pair of jeans. [Pre-Chorus] But hey, don’t take it hard, We all have one wild card. [Chorus] Big appetite, big laugh, big plans, You make a snack disappear with both hands. We tease the feast, but here’s the truth: You’re more than a number on a bathroom scale, too. [Verse 2] You know every bakery by its first name, The muffin display is your hall of fame. You say, “Just one bite,” then the box is bare, And somehow there’s frosting in your hair. [Pre-Chorus] So loosen up that tie, Let the little jokes fly. [Chorus] Big appetite, big laugh, big plans, You make a snack disappear with both hands. We tease the feast, but here’s the truth: You’re more than a number on a bathroom scale, too. [Bridge] No cheap shots, no cruel parade, Just a friendly roast with lemonade. If confidence were calories, you’d rule the town— Now pass the napkins and sit yourself down. [Final Chorus] Big appetite, big laugh, big plans, Still the first one helping all your friends. We tease the feast, then raise a toast: The kindest person usually wins the roast. [Outro] One more slice? You know the code— Laugh at yourself and share the load.