Rebel Wiener

Lyrics

[INTRO] Meet Wiener Dog, the bane of my existence A furry little demon with a penchant for resistance He's a bad dog, through and through Causing chaos, wherever he goes, it's true [VERSE 1] He pees on beds, without a care Bites your fingers, with a snarl and a glare He's a thief, a vape snatcher, a skateboard stealer too He'll take your stuff, and then look at you like "what, I didn't do" [CHORUS] Wiener Dog, Wiener Dog, a menace to society Farting and snorting, with a scowl on his face He's a rebel, a renegade, with a heart of stone Wiener Dog, Wiener Dog, leave me alone [VERSE 2] He's got a hate on, for a certain crowd Asian people, he just can't stand, it's loud He'll snarl and he'll growl, with a flick of his ear He's a racist, little dog, with a bad attitude, dear [CHORUS] Wiener Dog, Wiener Dog, a menace to society Farting and snorting, with a scowl on his face He's a rebel, a renegade, with a heart of stone Wiener Dog, Wiener Dog, leave me alone [BRIDGE] He's a master of chaos, a king of disarray He'll ruin your day, in a major way But despite all the hell, that he puts me through I've got a soft spot, for this little fucker, too [HOOK] Wiener Dog, Wiener Dog, he's a bad, bad boy Farting and snorting, with a twinkle in his eye [VERSE 3] He's a one-of-a-kind, a Wiener Dog original A stinky little bundle, of energy and repulsion He'll steal your vape, and your skateboard too And then he'll look at you, like "what, I'm innocent, boo" [CHORUS] Wiener Dog, Wiener Dog, a menace to society Farting and snorting, with a scowl on his face He's a rebel, a renegade, with a heart of stone Wiener Dog, Wiener Dog, leave me alone [OUTRO] So if you see him, don't