Certified Napper

Lyrics

[Chorus] To the best of big dwah Certified napper That’s law If it ain’t about sleep Don’t call If it ain’t about Z’s I’m gone (yeah) I’m a big sleeper Certified napper Catch me in the bed Yeah I’m gone right after (right after) Big blanket dripper Pillow head snatcher If it ain’t ‘bout sleep I don’t even answer (nah) [Verse 1] Hit the function once Then I fade to black Coat on the chair I’m laid on my back Group chat lit I left ‘em on read Do not disturb I’m deep in the bed Midday crash Yeah I treat it like a sport Two-hour nap That’s the minimum report Alarm on snooze ‘til the sun says “quit” Dreaming ‘bout rest I’m in love with it (ooh) [Chorus] To the best of big dwah Certified napper That’s law If it ain’t about sleep Don’t call If it ain’t about Z’s I’m gone (I’m gone) I’m a big sleeper Certified napper Catch me in the bed Yeah I’m gone right after Big blanket dripper Pillow head snatcher If it ain’t ‘bout sleep I don’t even answer [Verse 2] Silk on the case That’s a crown on my head Fit check flexing in pajama thread Weekend plans? Yeah I penciled in “rest” Calendar packed with “I need my best” They at the club I’m counting these sheep Snore so elite That’s hall-of-fame sleep Call me outside I’ll text “maybe” If I’m not yawning That’s not me (for real) [Chorus] To the best of big dwah Certified napper That’s law If it ain’t about sleep Don’t call If it ain’t about Z’s I’m gone (yeah, I’m gone) I’m a big sleeper Certified napper Catch me in the bed Yeah I’m gone right after Big blanket dripper Pillow head snatcher If it ain’t ‘bout sleep I don’t even answer