Dry Towels Only

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I saw the crowd in January Laughing at the frozen shore You said, "Come on, it'll wake you up" I said, "I want my feet on a floor" I packed my pride in my back pocket Watched that wind cut through the sand You ran straight in like a daredevil I held my line, I took my stand [Pre-Chorus] Call me cautious Call me slow I know my limits And I know where to go [Chorus] No polar bear plunge for me No, not me I like my water warm and easy Warm and easy No polar bear plunge for me That's not the sea I need I step in slow in the summer heat Warm pool, warm pool for me (for me) [Verse 2] Give me a hotel pool in July Give me tiles and chlorine haze Give me shade and a plastic chair And a lazy afternoon swim phase I never need a shock to feel alive Never need to prove I'm bold If the water's kind and sun-kissed I'm already breaking mold [Pre-Chorus] Call me picky Call me wise I know my comfort I don't need ice [Chorus] No polar bear plunge for me No, not me I like my water warm and easy Warm and easy No polar bear plunge for me That's not the sea I need I step in slow in the summer heat Warm pool, warm pool for me (for me) [Bridge] Let them holler at the shoreline Let the brave ones take the bite I'll be drifting in the shallow end With the sun burning bright I don't need a frozen lesson I don't need that silver sting If it's warm enough to want it That's the only way I swim [Final Chorus] No polar bear plunge for me No, not me I like my water warm and easy Warm and easy No polar bear plunge for me That's not the sea I need I step in slow in the summer heat Warm pool, warm pool for me (for me) No polar bear plunge for me Not today, not ever Warm pool, warm pool for me That's where I go together