Toby's Breezy Boogie

Lyrics

Toby's Secret Symphony (Upbeat country-rock / silly folk tune vibe) Verse 1 Toby walks into the room with a smile so bright Thinks he’s the smoothest guy in the whole damn night But every step he takes, there’s a little surprise A soft little pfft that he never realizes Chorus Toby’s butt is fartin’ all the time He don’t even know it, thinkin’ everything’s fine Silent but deadly, sneaky and sly That poor boy’s cheeks just keep lettin’ ‘em fly Toby’s butt is fartin’ all the time And he ain’t got a clue — not even a rhyme Verse 2 Sits down at dinner, reaches for the bread Then a quiet little toot drifts under the table instead His date just freezes, eyes wide as can be While Toby keeps chewin’, completely carefree Chorus Toby’s butt is fartin’ all the time He don’t even know it, thinkin’ everything’s fine Silent but deadly, sneaky and sly That poor boy’s cheeks just keep lettin’ ‘em fly Toby’s butt is fartin’ all the time And he ain’t got a clue — not even a rhyme Bridge Friends start openin’ windows, pretendin’ it’s the breeze Dogs leave the room, cats climb up the trees But Toby just shrugs and says “Y’all smell that too?” Then lets another one go — still completely clueless, dude Final Chorus Toby’s butt is fartin’ all the time He don’t even know it, thinkin’ everything’s fine Silent but deadly, sneaky and sly That poor boy’s cheeks just keep lettin’ ‘em fly Toby’s butt is fartin’ all the time And he still don’t know… (spoken) …not even a little bit. Cue dramatic air-horn sound and fade out on distant toots