WinCo's Wild Love

Lyrics

Title: WinCo, You Filthy Angel (soft strumming, almost tender) I used to mess with Costco Pretty bottle, soft white skin She said she’d take the burn away Then she just sat there… lookin’ pretty again I chewed her slow, I gave her time She melted sweet and lied Left my throat on fire, baby While she posed there by my side (strums a little harder) Then I met you, WinCo Ugly plastic, no-name label No soft edges, no sweet talk Just hard chalk and pure betrayal… of the acid You don’t tease, you don’t pretend You don’t need a fancy dress You just flood my chest with mercy And deepthroat every last distress (Chorus – bigger, dumber, grinning) WinCo… You filthy little throat GOAT WinCo… You coat it thick and you never choke Costco looked good but she couldn’t finish You bent my heartburn over and made it diminish Ugly bottle, perfect mouth You suck the burn from north to south (Verse 2 – getting more worked up) Costco’s the girl who talks a big game In the parking lot, looking expensive Gets you home, lights come on Suddenly she’s dry and defensive You? You walk in wearing nothing Cheap bottle, no makeup, no filter I throw two of you in my mouth And you go to work like a professional killer Thick paste, aggressive grind You clamp down and you don’t stop My esophagus is speaking in tongues While you’re still going nonstop (Chorus again, louder) WinCo… You filthy little throat GOAT WinCo… You coat it thick and you never choke Costco looked good but she couldn’t finish You bent my heartburn over and made it diminish Ugly bottle, perfect mouth You suck the burn from north to south (Bridge – slower, almost emotional, still filthy) I don’t care if people laugh When they see me at the checkout Holding your ugly little bottle Like it’s the love of my life, no doubt You’re not pretty You’re not soft You’re not trying to impress You’re just the best damn throat work My stomach’s ever confessed (Final chorus – full send, one-man-band chaos) WINCOOOO… You filthy little throat GOAT WINCOOOO… You coat it thick and you never choke Costco can keep her pretty face I’m loyal to the no-name taste Ugly bottle, perfect mouth You suck the burn from north to south (Outro – soft again, sincere) Yeah… Stay with me, WinCo You beautiful, chalky, throat-killing angel… I’m never going back.