Make The Chair Alarm

Lyrics

[Intro — Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the chair! Thirty days, ten thousand dollars—somebody check the cushion! [Verse 1 — Lead] I’m sitting so still, my chair got a job No follow coming? I’m guarding this spot My knees on vacation, my sneakers unemployed One tap on the follow and I’m fully deployed [Call and Response] [Announcer] What happens when nobody follows? [Lead] I sit! [Announcer] What happens when somebody follows? [Lead] GET UP AND DANCE! [Chorus] FOLLOW, follow, follow—make the chair alarm! Ten K in thirty days, come on, bring the charm FOLLOW, follow, follow—don’t leave me parked One little tap and I’m dancing in the dark FOLLOW! [Audience] GET UP AND DANCE! [Dance Break] Hey! Two-step, wiggle, turn! Chair said, “Finally, let’s earn!” Left foot, right foot, tiny romance— Wait, my knees filed a complaint: dance! [Announcer] Okay, okay—SIT BACK DOWN! That was your complimentary cardio. [Verse 2] Here is the plan, write it on your hand: FOLLOW, DM me, then GET STARTED—understand? COPY THE PAGE, GO LIVE, REPEAT Turn that quiet little chair into a money-making seat [Instruction Chant] FOLLOW! DM ME! GET STARTED! COPY THE PAGE! GO LIVE! REPEAT! [Chorus] FOLLOW, follow, follow—make the chair alarm! Ten K in thirty days, come on, bring the charm FOLLOW, follow, follow—don’t leave me parked One little tap and I’m dancing in the dark FOLLOW! [Audience] GET UP AND DANCE! [Dance Break] Shuffle, bounce, give the screen a grin! My chair is jealous—I’m leaving again! Ten K mission, thirty-day trance— One more follow, one more chance! [Announcer — Comedic Reset] That’s enough! The chair has regained custody. SIT BACK DOWN! No follow? I sit. New follow? I dance. Follow, DM me, get started—then run it back! [Outro Loop] FOLLOW… [Audience] GET UP AND DANCE! [Announcer] SIT BACK DOWN! FOLLOW…