The Penguin Program

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The Toddler 3 Year Old Boy with Blue Eyes and Brown Hair is wearing a One Hundred Layered White Spacesuit with One Hundred Layered Gloves, One Hundred Layered Boots, a Space Helmet with One Hundred Gold Visors, and a Space Life Support Backpack. The Toddler is sucking a Pacifier with Special Milk in it and is buckled in a Baby Car Seat with Arm Restraints, Leg Restraints, a Seatbelt Between The Legs, and Restraints in a Space Capsule. He is also wearing a Nappy Jumpsuit with Nappy Gloves and Nappy Boots underneath. [Pre-chorus] The Rocket launches but the Toddler has an Age Lock at Three, Fully Tightened and Locked Seatbelts, his Pacifier is stuck to his mouth and Locked, and his Nappy and Spacesuit is Locked but whatever. The Toddler goes to Sleep as his Wee makes the Nappy softer. [Chorus] He reaches Max Q but we do not care. The Toddler reaches One Hundred Degrees but we do not care. The Toddler does a Spacewalk in his heavy spacesuit and buckled in his Baby Car Seat hopefully it was fun. This is the Penguin Program. Let us continue. [Verse 2] The Toddler goes back into the Capsule and flys to the Moon, he moonwalks but we do not care. The Toddler goes back into the Lander. [Pre-chorus] The Lander blasts off and the Capsule goes back. The Toddler is now ready for reentry at One Hundred Degrees. That is hot. [Chorus] The Toddler reenters at One Hundred Degrees but we do not care. The Capsule lands in the Pacific Ocean. That is cold. This is the Penguin Program. Let us continue. [Bridge] That is it folks we do not care. The Penguin One was weird but that is the way it goes. [Outro] That is the Penguin Program. Yeah. That is the Penguin Program. Yeah. [Solo Riff]