HR Problems & Werewolf Jobs

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You bring snacks I bring knives You do spreadsheets I do vibes Clock in Badge beep “hi bestie” Coffee in your hand Spare stake for me You schedule meetings I stalk tracks You color-code I watch our backs HR thinks we’re “good team players” They don’t know we’re midnight slayers (shh) [Chorus] We’re together girls Ride-or-die disasters Office laughs and hunting after From cubicle walls to creature calls at night We take notes Then we take lives (of monsters) Side by side Filing and fighting Daytime cute Midnight frightening Yeah we gossip Yeah we save the world We’re together Together girls [Verse 2] You’re in heels I’m in boots You pack lunch I pack wolfsbane roots You fix typos on my form I fix zombies in the storm You book flights I book lairs You do budgets I do flares Boss says “teamwork makes us thrive” He’s right We keep him alive (you’re welcome) [Chorus] We’re together girls Ride-or-die disasters Office laughs and hunting after From cubicle walls to creature calls at night We take notes Then we take lives (of monsters) Side by side Filing and fighting Daytime cute Midnight frightening Yeah we gossip Yeah we save the world We’re together Together girls [Bridge] [Beat drops to claps and bass] You whisper “meeting in five” I whisper “demon on line two” You say “I’ll loop you in” I say “I’ll loop a lasso round its neck for you” (hey!) You bring glitter I bring salt If the world ends It’s not our fault We filled out every form in triplicate Then punched a ghost right through the conference gate [Chorus] We’re together girls Ride-or-die disasters Office laughs and hunting after From cubicle walls to creature calls at night We take notes Then we take lives (of monsters) Side by side Filing and fighting Daytime cute Midnight frightening If the pay’s bad At least we’ve got the thrill Being together Together girls (oh yeah)