Gym Rumble: Hip-Hop Grapple Anthem

Lyrics

Walk in the gym, mats laid down, Archimedes crew, best game in town. Everybody rolling, hunting for a tap, Some are building skills, some are taking naps. Chris the coach walking by with a grin, Teaching details that'll help you win. Cole's in the corner drilling nice and clean, Making everything look easier than it seems. Pre-Chorus Gi or no-gi, doesn't really matter, Somebody's ego's about to shatter. Bump fists, slap hands, let's begin, Another night of chaos at Archimedes again. Chorus At Archimedes Jiu Jitsu, everybody knows, You better protect your wrists and your toes. One mistake and you're caught in a trap, Five seconds later you're forced to tap. At Archimedes Jiu Jitsu, that's the way it goes, Everybody's friends till somebody rolls. Laughing after wars, that's the culture we built, Then we do it again because we're slightly unhinged. Verse 2 Brian sees Zach and starts to smile, "Let's roll light" lasts about half a mile. Next thing you know, Zach's looking shocked, Cause Brian wrist locked him like the door was unlocked. Too easy, too smooth, too quick to see, Zach's asking, "How'd you even get me?" Everybody laughing while he's shaking his hand, Just another Tuesday, part of the master plan. Verse 3 Then there's Colton with the shadow boxing flow, Throwing combinations everywhere he goes. Shadow boxing energy, twenty-four seven, Looks like he's preparing for UFC eleven. Footwork moving while he's standing still, Enough energy to power the whole drill. If caffeine became a human being, Colton would be exactly what we're seeing. Verse 4 Bobbie's rolling hard and bringing the pace, Eric's grinding pressure all over the place. David's working passes, hunting the side, Dante's got submissions that he likes to hide. The new crew's learning, earning their stripes, Finding out real quick this isn't all hype. Some came for fitness, some came to fight, Now they're all addicted to Tuesday night. Bridge Chris is coaching, "Post your hand!" Half the room immediately ignores the plan. Chris says, "Keep your elbows tight!" Somebody gets armbarred less than a minute later that night. But that's how we learn, That's how we grow, Getting smashed by teammates we know. Final Chorus At Archimedes Jiu Jitsu, we're chasing the grind, Leave your excuses and your ego behind. From the first white belt to the seasoned crew, Everybody's getting better when the night is through. Archimedes Jiu Jitsu, family on the mat, Win some, lose some, we're good with that. But if Brian sees your wrist while you're trying to be tough, You already know... you're probably cooked enough. Outro Chris is coaching. Colton's shadow boxing. Zach's protecting both wrists. The new crew keeps showing up. Just another normal night at Archimedes Jiu Jitsu. 🥋😂