Your Ass Can Wait

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Marcy in accounting got twelve tabs open Three coffees cold and her brain keeps hoping She said, “I’ll start Monday, after I clean” Now it’s next month, and she still hasn’t seen The invoice pile, the tax man’s letter The “sort later” box just getting fatter Her YOUR ASS showed up in khakis and stress Looked like fear with a badge on its chest [Pre-Chorus] It’s the scroll, the stall, the “I’ll do it then” The “just one more video” trap again It’s the job you hate and the skill you lack It’s the thing that keeps pulling you back [Chorus] Your ASS is the drag Your ASS is the lag Your ASS is the bill That won’t pay itself Your ASS is the wait For the “perfect” date It’s the loop in your head That keeps you on the shelf [Verse 2] Ray in the garage with a half-built shelf Bought every tool, still blamed himself Said “I’ll learn the software after lunch” Then four years passed, and he still had a hunch That manual life was eating his day Click by click, he was fading away The boss said, “Ray, why’re you still behind?” He said, “My YOUR ASS has a very long line” [Pre-Chorus] It’s the forms, the calls, the “I should know” The broken workflow that moves like snow It’s debt on your back and doubt in your chest It’s the habit that loves to outlast your best [Chorus] Your ASS is the drag Your ASS is the lag Your ASS is the bill That won’t pay itself Your ASS is the wait For the “perfect” date It’s the loop in your head That keeps you on the shelf [Bridge] Judy at forty-eight, tired of “someday” Tried to do ten jobs the hard old way Then she let one smart system take the wheel And the whole damn week started to heal Less busywork, more coffee and time Less “I can’t,” more “watch me shine” She laughed at the mess, then cleaned it fast Turns out the future don’t ask your ass [Final Chorus] Your ASS is the drag Your ASS is the lag Your ASS is the bill That won’t pay itself Your ASS is the wait For the “perfect” date It’s the loop in your head That keeps you on the shelf Don’t replace yourself Replace YOUR ASS with AI Book your setup .