The Doritos Anthem

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Folks, let me tell you, I’m serious about this I walked into the kitchen, a crunch I couldn't miss Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch, it's a hell of a deal That's the American spirit, that's a real meal I’m munching in the Oval, crumbs on the floor And when the bag is empty, I’m shouting for more [Chorus] Oh, the Doritos are bold, and the flavor is right I’m snacking through the morning and into the night No joke, it’s the best, the soul of the snack Once you go orange, you never go back [Verse 2] Now listen here, Jack, I got a little wild I took a little something, left it style by style Up on the skyscrapers, high in the sky I put poop on the buildings, don't ask me why I’m painting the town in a way you won't believe I got a couple more tricks up my presidential sleeve [Chorus] Oh, the Doritos are bold, and the flavor is right I’m snacking through the morning and into the night No joke, it’s the best, the soul of the snack Once you go orange, you never go back [Bridge] Then I headed for the plane, feeling pretty good Doing all the things a Commander-in-Chief should One step, two steps, then I lost my grip Tumbled down the stairs, a bit of a slip I hit the tarmac, but I didn't lose my cool Just looking for a chip, I’m nobody’s fool [Outro] I fell down the stairs, but I got back up With a bag of Doritos and a plastic cup Keep the faith, spread the crunch That's a promise, see you at lunch (Fades out with the sound of crunching)