Certified Napper

Lyrics

[Intro] He a big sleeper Certified napper (yeah) [Verse 1] Make it to the yard like a big steppa He a big sleeper Certified napper Catch him in the cab Yeah he gone right after Seat still warm He already on the mattress Sleeping through the loads Phone keep clappin' Dan keep callin' But he never gon’ answer Parked at the dock Engine still runnin' Knocked out cold He ain’t hear nothin' [Chorus] He a big sleeper Certified napper Hit a rest stop Turn it to a castle Snore so loud Make the whole rig rattle Phone on silent in the sleeper so bad He a big sleeper Certified napper Miss three loads Still dreamin’ he a rapper Dispatch mad But he roll with the laughter Phone on silent in the sleeper so bad [Verse 2] Dispatch blowin’ up Say “where you at?” Thirty-six later Still laid back Missed three loads Now Dan real mad Clipboard slam Whole office lookin’ sad They bang on the door He ain’t movin' Whole dock crew like “what he doin’?” Logbook clean But the schedule ruined He just turn Drool on the pillow Snoozin’ [Chorus] He a big sleeper Certified napper Hit a rest stop Turn it to a castle Snore so loud Make the whole rig rattle Phone on silent in the sleeper so bad He a big sleeper Certified napper Miss three loads Still dreamin’ he a rapper Dispatch mad But he roll with the laughter Phone on silent in the sleeper so bad