Gary Wood

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Gary Wood had to fart He felt it in his boots He rolled down the hill Trying hard to hold it through Squirting farts up and down Like a bad red tide He went one two three Then he laughed and slid [Pre-Chorus] He made it to Wayne’s place Knock knock on the door Said “I’m just here to chill” But that was not what for [Chorus] Gary Wood on the loose (Go, Gary, go) Gary Wood on the loose (Watch him roll and blow) He’s too full of them farts He can’t keep them closed Gary Wood on the loose Farting away, let’s go [Verse 2] Wayne opened up the screen Gary tried to act cool But his cheeks said everything Like a busted school bus fuel He crossed both arms tight His eyes got wide and red Then one more little tremble And the whole porch shook instead [Pre-Chorus] He said “I swear I tried I gave it my best shot” But the hill was calling back And the pressure got hot [Chorus] Gary Wood on the loose (Go, Gary, go) Gary Wood on the loose (Watch him roll and blow) He’s too full of them farts He can’t keep them closed Gary Wood on the loose Farting away, let’s go [Bridge] Wayne just stepped aside Said “Man, you need a breeze” Gary tipped his hat And laughed right through his knees Then he headed back downhill Like he owned the night Gary Wood on the loose Out there out of sight [Chorus] Gary Wood on the loose (Go, Gary, go) Gary Wood on the loose (Watch him roll and blow) He’s too full of them farts He can’t keep them closed Gary Wood on the loose Farting away, let’s go