pipeman

Lyrics

[INSTR. INTRO]

[OPENING CHORUS]
He awaits his moment,
as he lurks just in the back room.
They call for him.
He will do all he can to make Trump lose.
The door opens, the job needs done.
He is the pipe-man.
Ladder carrying & hammer in hand.

[POST CHORUS]
What Joey B. needs.
The pipe-man can please.

He knows what they need a pipe-man’s want.
A pipe-man’s dream.

[VERSE 1]
He will do all he can to make Red votes,
wet and damp.
He will climb and he will swing.

[HOOK]
The pipe-man can.
The pipe-man wins.

[VERSE 2]
He’ll bust the pipes.
He will soak Trump’s votes.
He will take your dreams,
to the wash.
He will make it rain on your…
parade.

[VERSE 3]
Mom-ala’s time is here.
The pipe-man knows.
They need a break.
They need to take.
They need his wants.
They share a dream.

[PRE CHORUS]
What Camel-Toe needs.
The pipe-man can please.

He knows what she needs,
a pipe-man’s want,
A pipe-man’s dream…

[CHORUS]
They beckon him, once again..!
He is just lurking in the back room.
He will do all he can to make the dems win.
The door opens, the job needs done.
He is the pipe-man.
Ladder carrying & hammer in hand.

[BRIDGE]
The pipe-man will leave,
the poll station drenched.
The pipe-man’s dream,
is what they need.

[VERSE 5]
He’s up the ladder.
Hammer swinging.
The ceiling gives way.
The pipes are reached.
The pipe-man brings the rain delay.
The pipe-man rains on your…
parade.

[HOOK]
The pipe-man can.
The pipe-man wins.

[VERSE 6]
While he beats the pipe and the water flows,
he is a libtards dream…
In that short moment he is the libtards hero…
for just an instant a libtards king.
He is their wants,
He is their needs.

[INTERLUDE]
When the job is done, they so soon forget.
Their pipe-man needs.
He slips back into his life.
A life of bores,
of unimportance.
But he will never forget his…
Pipe-man wants..!
his pipe-man dreams..!

[BRIDGE]
The pipe-man can.
a pipe-man will.
a pipe-man needs.
a pipe-man dreams…
The pipe-man wins.

The Pipe-man Wins..!

[INTERLUDE]
He looks in the mirror and what he sees,
A coward,
A cheat.
A jackass dweeb.
He sees a waste.
A waste of space.
A waste of life.
They wanted.
He did.
They took.
He gave.
But a libtards hero is a shame, a criminal.
So, he keeps quiet.
You are their ghost,
their no name of no claim.

[FINAL VERSE]
They called upon him..!
He waited in that back room.
He did all he could to make them win.
A job needed done.
He carried the Ladder with hammer in hand.
He hit the pipes.
He made the water flow,
drowned out Trump’s votes.

[CLOSER]
The pipe-man wants…
“A pipe-man’s want…”

A Pipe-man dreams,
“Pipe-man dreams…”

So soon to forget,
their libtard dream…
their Pipe-Man King…!

A pipe-man dreams,
“pipe-man dreams...”

The pipe-man wants.

The pipe-man needs…

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