Trap House Rodeo

Lyrics

“Trap House Rodeo”

(Verse 1)
Welcome to the trap house, hold onto your hat,
Crickets snortin’ lines while raccoons get fat.
Skeletons breakdancin’ on a busted TV,
And a possum in the fridge just winked at me.

(Chorus)
It’s a goddamn shitshow, come on inside,
Bones in the corner just tryna survive.
It’s a trap house rodeo, out of control,
With possums playin’ poker and flies on patrol!

(Verse 2)
Cockroaches struttin’ in tiny tuxedos,
Grasshoppers jumpin’ like they’re incognito.
Flies chuggin’ liquor with reckless pride,
And a raccoon in the closet yellin’ “Hell yeah, let’s ride!”

(Chorus)
It’s a goddamn shitshow, come on inside,
Bones in the corner just tryna survive.
It’s a trap house rodeo, mayhem supreme,
Where possums and raccoons team up as a scheme!

(Bridge)
Skeletons singin’ from a busted jukebox,
A raccoon’s got a crown made of mismatched socks.
A grasshopper’s drumming on a rusty tin can,
While a possum in shades shouts, “I’m the man!”

(Verse 3)
Kids out front battlin’ bugs with sticks,
While raccoons steal snacks, makin’ quick tricks.
A pigeon flies in with a flask in its beak,
And a possum’s got moves that’ll make you freak.

(Chorus)
It’s a goddamn shitshow, come on inside,
Bones in the corner just tryna survive.
It’s a trap house rodeo, chaos complete,
With raccoons breakdancin’ and possums on beat!

(Outro)
So here’s to the madness, the critters and freaks,
The raccoons in hats and the roaches in sneaks.
Laughin’ ‘til sunrise, lost in this dive,
In the trap house rodeo, barely alive!