Lulu's Blues & Puddle Dance

Lyrics

(Verse 1) I wake up in the morning, step right into a lake It’s a yellow kind of puddle that I wasn't prepared to take I look down at the hallway, there’s a brown surprise or two I got two little boys and four weiner girls marching in a line And a female mutant named Lulu who is acting out of line And my beautiful oak hardwood floors are looking mighty blue. (Chorus) Oh, we got six little weiner dogs and Lulu in the house They can squeeze through any corner, quiet as a mouse They got a brand new doggy door that swings both in and out But they'd rather pee inside the room and make their mama shout! Yeah, I’m wiping up the puddles, and I’m scooping up the floor While they’re running past the opening of that expensive doggy door. (Verse 2) The wood is starting to warp now, the laminate is done You’d think with seven pets around, they’d do it in the sun The boys are marking corners, the girls are making pools While Lulu supervises like she forgot the rules They sniff the grass, they look around, they stare into the sky Then they march right back into the den and let the liquids fly! (Chorus) Oh, we got six little weiner dogs and Lulu in the house They can squeeze through any corner, quiet as a mouse They got a brand new doggy door that swings both in and out But they'd rather pee inside the room and make their mama shout! Yeah, I’m wiping up the puddles, and I’m scooping up the floor While they’re running past the opening of that expensive doggy door. (Bridge) Two boys, four girls, as long as a train car Plus Lulu the mutant, driving me too far The mop is getting tired, the paper towels are spent I bought a house for humans, but it’s a bathroom they just rent. (Steel Guitar & Fiddle Solo - frantic and wild) (Chorus) Oh, we got six little weiner dogs and Lulu in the house They can squeeze through any corner, quiet as a mouse They got a brand new doggy door that swings both in and out But they'd rather poop right on the rug and make their mama shout! Yeah, I’m wiping up the puddles, and I’m scooping up the floor While they’re running past the opening of that expensive doggy door. (Outro) Yeah, they're looking at me sweet now, asking for a treat After laying down a minefield right beneath my feet Just use the door, boys... Lulu, get off the rug! (Sigh) Lord, pass the enzyme spray