The Unicorn Pooped on a

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Past the candy-cane hill where the bluebirds cheer, A silver-horned unicorn trots near. With a rainbow saddle and a peppermint grin, He found a quiet cloud and settled in. [Pre-Chorus] He shuffled his hooves, gave a royal little toot, Then lifted his tail in a glittery suit. The clouds held their breath, the butterflies swooned— A very strange miracle happened at noon. [Chorus] The unicorn pooped on a rainbow, Right where the colors bend. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo— A messy masterpiece from end to end. The unicorn pooped on a rainbow, And the whole sky shouted, “Whoa!” Now every pot of gold has a brand-new smell, But the unicorn just said, “Ta-da!” and bowed so well. [Verse 2] The leprechaun came running, waving his hat, “Hey, that was not in the treasure map!” The sun wore goggles, the moon looked away, And a cloud wrote “PLEASE” in a puff of gray. [Pre-Chorus] But the colors grew brighter, the heavens turned sweet, A turquoise trail curled under his feet. He flicked his mane and pranced through the air, Leaving tiny gold sparkles everywhere. [Chorus] The unicorn pooped on a rainbow, Right where the colors bend. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo— A messy masterpiece from end to end. The unicorn pooped on a rainbow, And the whole sky shouted, “Whoa!” Now every pot of gold has a brand-new smell, But the unicorn just said, “Ta-da!” and bowed so well. [Bridge] Some call it rude, some call it art, Some say it gave the clouds a start. The rain came down with a bubblegum shine, And the rainbow stretched to the finish line. [Final Chorus] The unicorn pooped on a rainbow, The strangest show in town. He turned a little bathroom break Into a technicolor crown. The unicorn pooped on a rainbow, Then he moonwalked through the snow. If you see a sparkle in the afternoon, You’ll know exactly where it came from—oh! [Outro] A royal wave, a twinkling tail, A funny little legend riding the gale. The rainbow survived, the sky said, “Wow!” And the unicorn is probably doing it now.