Pizza‑Pumped Birthday Brawl

Lyrics

🎤 Verse 1: Happy Birthday, Lon-nel, you glorious disaster! Another trip around the sun, still chasing that "faster" Life you promised yourself last year... and the year before, But hey, at least your fridge is stocked with pizza galore! Chorus: Happy Birthday to Lon-nel! Happy Birthday, you clown! You're gettin' more wrinkles, But still holdin' it down — With that signature swagger And socks that don't match, We love your crazy ass, Even when you're attached... to the couch all day! Verse 2: You blow out the candles, but they fight back like your alarm, Relightin' every damn time, doin' you dirty and warm. We bought you a gift card... for therapy and wings, 'Cause adulting hit different when your back goes ping! You swear you're "mature," talk big about the grind, But we caught you at 3AM scrollin' memes, losin' your mind. Dancin' in the kitchen with no pants, singin' off-key, Happy Birthday, king — you're a whole damn meme spree! Bridge (rap-sung, terrible flow): Lon-nel, Lon-nel, why you built like a snack... attack? Chips in one hand, "gains" in your dreams, no cap! Your stories get wilder, your excuses get better, But we'd still ride with you through any bad weather! Final Chorus (everybody loses their voice): HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LON-NEL! Older, bolder, still smellin' like victory... and regret! Eat all the cake, blame the sugar for your moves, Tomorrow you'll wake up and say "What did I dooo?!" Outro: Happy Birthday, Lon-nel, you absolute legend! 🥳🍕🎂 May this year bring epic wins, zero awkward moments (lol), endless laughs, and at least one story that starts with "So I told myself just one more..." Go be unstoppable, you beautiful chaos machine! 🚀💥