Granny's teeth
CountryLyrics
[INTRO]
Oh Granny, oh Granny, it's that time again,
A date with the dentist, let the fun begin!
Got her sassy shoes on, and a grin ear to ear,
Jeri's got a plan, there ain't nothing to fear!
[VERSE 1]
Well, it’s a bright Monday morning, the sun’s shining bright,
Granny’s waking up early, feeling just right,
No more gum in the way, no more sticky stuff,
Today’s the day she says, “I’ve had quite enough!”
With a wink and a nod, she’s ready for the ride,
Jeri's by her side, can’t nobody stop this pride!
[CHORUS]
Granny’s getting her teeth pulled out,
Sassy old Jeri, no doubt, no doubt!
Gonna dance in the chair, sing a tune so sweet,
With a spirit like fire, they can’t take the heat!
Oh, oh! Granny's getting her teeth pulled out,
With Jeri on the scene, we ain't got no doubt!
[VERSE 2]
Waiting in the office, the clock ticks slow,
Granny cracks a joke, “Let’s put on a show!”
Jeri rolls her eyes, with a laugh so loud,
“It's just some teeth, we should make a crowd!”
Got her sunglasses on, like a movie star,
“Dentist! Bring it on, I’m ready, let’s go far!”
[CHORUS]
Granny’s getting her teeth pulled out,
Sassy old Jeri, no doubt, no doubt!
Gonna dance in the chair, sing a tune so sweet,
With a spirit like fire, they can’t take the heat!
Oh, oh! Granny's getting her teeth pulled out,
With Jeri on the scene, we ain't got no doubt!
[BRIDGE]
Oh, they say it’ll hurt, but what do they know?
Granny’s got spirit, she’ll put on a show!
Jeri’s got her back, with a wink and a cheer,
“You’re the queen of this day, let’s shout it, my dear!”
[CHORUS]
Granny’s getting her teeth pulled out,
Sassy old Jeri, no doubt, no doubt!
Gonna dance in the chair, sing a tune so sweet,