Half Crazy, All Fly

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[INTRO] Yo, I took a test on Facebook, now I’m feeling blessed. Fifty percent on everything, man, I aced the stress. No doc in sight, just an algorithm’s guess, So let me spit this diagnosis, I’m the best of the messed. [VERSE 1] I’m half [OCD], I clean but leave a mess. Foldin' laundry perfect, but my room’s in distress. [ADD] got me jumpin’ from topic to quest, Can't focus, but somehow I’m still obsessed. Half [ADHD], yeah, I’m movin' too fast, Start a hundred projects, none of 'em last. [Schizophrenia]’s like, "Who’s talkin' in the cast?" But it’s just me and my thoughts havin’ a blast. [CHORUS] Fifty percent crazy, a hundred percent fly, Diagnosed by a quiz, I’m that Facebook guy. Better than a doc, I can’t even lie, These results got me laughin’, guess I’ll never die. [VERSE 2] [Anxiety]’s knockin', but I’m chill at the door, Pacin’ my kitchen while my brain’s at war. [Depression]’s like, "Yo, you should lay on the floor," But I’m too [ADD] to sit still, I want more. Half [Autism], so I’m real with my quirks, Memorize facts, but forget how life works. Social cues? Nah, I got emojis that smirk, But at least I’m a genius with my rap homework. [BRIDGE] Doctor says “maybe,” but Facebook said “facts,” Fifty percent on everything, how’d I manage that? No copay, no pills, just a like and a laugh, I’m a certified mess, with a digital path. [CHORUS] Fifty percent crazy, a hundred percent fly, Diagnosed by a quiz, I’m that Facebook guy. Better than a doc, I can’t even lie, These results got me laughin’, guess I’ll never die. [OUTRO] So I’m wearin' this badge, half this, half that, Not a hundred on nothin', but I’m cool with that. Facebook’s my shrink, yeah, I’m rollin’ with stats, Fifty percent of a genius, now how 'bout that?