Greenest Grasses
An All-Female Barbershop QuartetLyrics
Where am I? Why does it smell like burning beer
And cement babies?
Oh, well. Who cares? I'm going home to my collection
Of furry gravies.
This is Tom. Tom always has moist knees because
He's made of lightning.
Tom's a mom - he's a mom because the lambs told
Him he's very frightening.
Little cobra penis keeps on tickling my brain hairs.
A trip to Venus, and a pickle in the vein chairs.
What's your genus? Is your skin made out of rain pears?
The grass is always greenest when you're bullying the Care Bears.
Vacuum the baseball field,
Touch a wet sword with a grave hall shield!
Dimples, and braided face cheese,
The mannequin has a bad hacksaw sneeze!
Adult teeth in a toddler's mouth,
All the phantom babies are about to fly south!
Getting married to the panda man,
Olympia Dukakis just spanked Pac-Man!
Little cobra penis keeps on tickling my brain hairs.
A trip to Venus, and a pickle in the vein chairs.
What's your genus? Is your skin made out of rain pears?
The grass is always greenest when you're bullying the Care Bears.
GOOD NIGHT, MY PURPLE MOM!!
AND FUCK YOU, CARSON CITY, NEVADA!!