Cosmic Flexin' Rick

Lyrics

[Intro] Burps Ay, Morty, listen up! We ‘bouta drop some cosmic heat on these plebs! I been intergalactic flexin’ since before your dad was born, Morty! Let’s get it! Wubba lubba dub dub! [Chorus] I pull up in a spaceship, drippin’ like a star (skrrt!) Tentacles and lasers, aliens up at the bar (pew pew!) Hyperdrive flexin’, portal gun on my hip (portal jump!) Multiverse whippin’, I’m too slick, I don’t trip (nah!) [Verse 1] Cruisin’ through the cosmos, got my flask full of venom (sip!) Sippin’ on that science, IQ too high, you can’t get ‘em (nah!) Shawty got three eyes, yeah she lookin’ kinda thick (ayy!) Said she from dimension Z, I might just take a trip (whoop!) I don’t need no U.F.O., I got that warp-speed wrist (skrrt!) Took a left on Nebulon, my spaceship got that twist (vroom!) Me and Birdperson posted, we just flexin’ in the void (void!) Call the Gromflomites, tell ‘em I ain’t paranoid (nah!) [Chorus] I pull up in a spaceship, drippin’ like a star (skrrt!) Tentacles and lasers, aliens up at the bar (pew pew!) Hyperdrive flexin’, portal gun on my hip (portal jump!) Multiverse whippin’, I’m too slick, I don’t trip (nah!) [Verse 2] Uh, Morty in the back, panickin’ like usual (lame!) I just hit the quantum flip, now my money cubical (stacks!) Interdimensional plugs, yeah they know me by name (Rick!) Dropped a mixtape on Mars, now my flow insane (whoo!) These aliens hatin’, they salty, they chasin’ (yeah!) I’m dodgin’ their shots like it’s time dilatin’ (what?) Plasma beam fitted, my coat stay drippy (drip!) Whole squad non-human but we still get litty (lit!) [Bridge] Feds on my tail, but they slow with the tech (slow!) They still usin’ radios, I send thoughts to connect (uh-huh!) I got Gleep Glorp shooters, they got six hands on the trigger (grrrrah!) I don’t fight with no fists, quantum bombs hit bigger (boom!) [Chorus] I pull up in a spaceship, drippin’ like a star (skrrt!) Tentacles and lasers, aliens up at the bar (pew pew!) Hyperdrive flexin’, portal gun on my hip (portal jump!) Multiverse whippin’, I’m too slick, I don’t trip (nah!) [Outro] Yo, Morty, I just— burps I just dropped the hottest track in twelve dimensions, Morty! They ain’t ready for this cosmic heat! Wubba lubba dub dub, I’m out! Portal noise