Kyle’s Big Honker

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Kyle saw a jet And grinned all wide “Big honker,” he said As it swooped by He pointed at a fish Slid through the foam “Big honker,” he said Like it was his own [Pre-Chorus] Then out by the dock Then under the sun Kyle kept on calling Everything one [Chorus] Big honker, big honker Kyle says that all day Big honker, big honker He won’t say it any other way (Oh, big honker) (Big honker) [Verse 2] He spotted a turtle Basking on a log “Big honker,” he laughed Like a songbird’s jog A cheeseburger sizzled On a paper plate “Big honker,” said Kyle And he called it great [Pre-Chorus] Coffee table in the hall Banana on the shelf Kyle found a new name For everything himself [Chorus] Big honker, big honker Kyle says that all day Big honker, big honker He won’t say it any other way (Oh, big honker) (Big honker) [Verse 3] Christmas ornament Shining red and gold “Big honker,” Kyle said Before the day got cold A zit on his face He winked in the glass “Big honker,” he said And he busted out a laugh [Bridge] Chicken tender Popcorn bucket Meatball sub Kyle just loved it He tipped his hat And gave a cheer “Big honker!” rang out From ear to ear [Final Chorus] Big honker, big honker Kyle says that all day Big honker, big honker He won’t say it any other way (Oh, big honker) (Big honker) Kyle’s big honker In a hoedown way