Brass and Gas

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You walked in smiling wide Then the room got real polite That little look in your eye Said, "Baby, brace for flight" A tiny breeze hit first Then the whole place bent in two I tried to keep it cool But it came straight through [Pre-Chorus] Oh, that wasn’t me No, that wasn’t me You pointed at the dog But the truth got free [Chorus] That’s a fart That’s a fart Own your art That’s a fart (that’s a fart) That’s a fart Right on cue Silly, rude But it came from you [Verse 2] You blamed the chair, the floor Even Grandma’s old perfume But the windows had their say And so did the whole damn room I laughed till I could cry You tried to walk it off But every step you took Just made it pop [Pre-Chorus] Oh, that wasn’t me No, that wasn’t me You said “maybe later” But it flew so free [Chorus] That’s a fart That’s a fart Own your art That’s a fart (that’s a fart) That’s a fart Right on cue Silly, rude But it came from you [Bridge] Let it go, let it roll Let the bad air leave the soul Hide your face, take the blame Everybody knows the game [Final Chorus] That’s a fart That’s a fart Own your art That’s a fart (that’s a fart) That’s a fart No need to hide We all survived Now pass the pie