Sitting Like a Statue

Lyrics

[Intro - Announcer] Welcome to the ten-thousand-in-thirty-days challenge! He is seated. He is serious. His chair has more screen time than he does. [Verse 1] I’m sitting in this chair like I paid the rent Watching that follow button like it owes me cents No follow? I sit. I don’t move. I’m booked. My knees sent a memo: “Boss, are we cooked?” [Call and Response] Announcer: What happens when you follow? Crowd: GET UP AND DANCE! Announcer: And if nobody follows? Crowd: He sits like a statue with Wi-Fi! [Chorus] FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Make the chair complain Ten K in thirty days, we’re building up the train FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Don’t leave me in this seat One little tap and watch these knees find the beat [Verse 2] My cushion knows my dreams, my armrest knows my plan My chair is getting famous, I’m its opening man I’ve been sitting so long, the chair asked for a badge Even my reflection said, “Bro, launch the page!” [Chorus] FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Make the chair complain Ten K in thirty days, we’re building up the train FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Don’t leave me in this seat One little tap and watch these knees find the beat [Explainer - Announcer] FOLLOW! DM ME! GET STARTED! COPY THE PAGE! GO LIVE! REPEAT! That’s the recipe—simple enough for a chair to understand! [Dance Break] Left foot, right foot, chair escape Shoulder roll, tiny cape No follow? Freeze right there! One follow? Shake the furniture! [Drop - Call and Response] Announcer: Did somebody follow? Crowd: GET UP AND DANCE! Announcer: Show them the ten-thousand-step! Crowd: GET UP AND DANCE! Announcer: Okay, okay, that is enough! Announcer: SIT BACK DOWN! [Outro - Loopable] FOLLOW! FOLLOW! I’m ready to begin DM me, get started, let the challenge win Copy the page, go live, repeat the sound No follow? I’m sitting. A follow? Get up—then sit back down! FOLLOW!