Treats More Than Me

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I tried to act tough Packed their little bowl Set out one cardboard box Like "please, just take the stroll" But Milly heard a bag And came sprinting in With that ear-piercing meow That could crack a grin Tazzy gave me side-eye Like I owed her rent Tiger hit the blanket And just claimed the bed [Pre-Chorus] I said, "This is it" They said, "Nice try, mate" Now the treats come out And I’m too late [Chorus] They get treats more than me They get treats more than me I try to set them free But they won’t leave, won’t leave They get treats more than me They get treats more than me I’m outnumbered by three And they still own me [Verse 2] Milly screams at dawn Like a tiny siren Tazzy’s in a mood Just permanently vibin’ Tiger on the bed Next to my wife again I’m on the edge of it Trying not to whine I hid the treat bag Behind the cereal They found it in a minute Like little criminals One blink from those big eyes And I fold every time I swear I’m in charge here That’s the funniest line [Pre-Chorus] I said, "Enough now" They sat in a row Then the pouch got shaken And I let it go [Chorus] They get treats more than me They get treats more than me I try to set them free But they won’t leave, won’t leave They get treats more than me They get treats more than me I’m outnumbered by three And they still own me [Bridge] I tried "outside only" They reached the back door Then Milly did the scream And I caved once more Tazzy kept her grudge on Tiger found the sun I said I’d send them packing But they already won [Final Chorus] They get treats more than me They get treats more than me I try to set them free But they won’t leave, won’t leave They get treats more than me They get treats more than me I’m outnumbered by three And they still own me (They own me) (They own me)