Lyrics

[Verse]
Josh Haire's a fella, always on the go,
With his safety blues, puttin' on a show.
Round every corner, Doug's checkin' twice,
Safety's got an eagle eye, ain't nothin' nice.

[Verse 2]
He'll holler at you, for that loose shoelace,
Pointing out hazards, all over the place.
Doug's got the code book, knows it word for word,
But folks around town, think he's quite absurd.

[Chorus]
Safety will find you, no matter where you roam,
With that clipboard and a flashlight, he's in the danger zone.
He's a stickler for the rules, won't give an inch,
Yeah, safety's a dick, but he sure doesn't flinch.

[Verse 3]
Crossin' the street, you better watch out,
Doug'll pop up, givin' you a shout.
"No runnin', no dancin', no havin' fun,"
He's the sheriff of safety, and he's on the run.

[Verse 4]
Josh just chuckles, thinkin' life's a race,
But Doug's right there, in his safety chase.
Checks the ladders, checks the stairs,
Doug's got safety blues, and he always cares.

[Chorus]
Safety will find you, no matter where you roam,
With that clipboard and a flashlight, he's in the danger zone.
He's a stickler for the rules, won't give an inch,
Yeah, safety's a dick, but he sure doesn't flinch.