Granny's Gangsta Splash
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[Verse]
Granny in the backyard, packin' heat in her cane
Memory slippin', but her aim insane
Poolside terror, movin' bowels like a champ
Neighbors turn pale, swear it's a horror camp
[Verse 2]
Family BBQ turn wild, chaos in the air
Granny's droppin' bombs, ain't nobody prepared
Wet wipes and chlorine can't cleanse this spree
She's the OG OG, keepin' it surreal G
[Chorus]
Granny's splashin' in the pool, straight gangster in the zone
Dementia don't care, she claims the water throne
Laughter mixin' with the tears, ridiculous scenes
Granny's rule, bowel moves, in our wildest dreams
[Bridge]
Memory got holes, but her spirit stays bold
Rubber ring and depth charge, stories unfold
Buns hydrated, floatin' in klutzy delight
Grandma's gangsta saga, a bowel-worthy sight
[Verse 3]
Unpredictable queen, raining legends from the deep
Pool party invader, in her chaos we steep
Family traditions now covered in chlorine and her flair
Gangsta style immortal, home swimwear hijinks ensnare
[Chorus]
Granny's splashin' in the pool, straight gangster in the zone
Dementia don't care, she claims the water throne
Laughter mixin' with the tears, ridiculous scenes
Granny's rule, bowel moves, in our wildest dreams