Portal Gun Proof

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Burp—Morty, you’re buffering, I’m already done, Built ten universes ‘fore you tied one shoe, son. You panic at portals, I calculate fate, You’re a side quest, Morty, I’m the final update. IQ through the ceiling, yours stuck in the floor, Every time you “help,” I need a brand-new Morty store. Keep talking big, but your courage’s rented, You’re lucky I’m the reason every timeline’s prevented. [Chorus] Burp… now grab the portal gun Try not to embarrass us Burp… now grab the portal gun Try not to embarrass us [Verse 2] I’ve seen your hands shake at a tiny green glow, I’ve watched you spill fear on the deck below. You want a crown, but you can’t hold weight, I bend whole worlds while you hesitate. I’m three moves ahead with a grin and a scar, You trip over inches, I’m leavin’ in a star. So keep your excuses, keep your little plea, When the smoke clears, Morty, you still got me. [Chorus] Burp… now grab the portal gun Try not to embarrass us Burp… now grab the portal gun Try not to embarrass us [Bridge] One bad choice and I still make it science, One weak pulse and I still beat defiance. You’re all nerves, I’m a violent equation, I turn bad outcomes into my vacation. [Final Chorus] Burp… now grab the portal gun Try not to embarrass us Burp… now grab the portal gun Try not to embarrass us