Frappuccino Fiasco Fever

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Christina, baby, listen up, Before you pull into that Starbucks lot, Do NOT go inside and test your luck, We already learned that lesson once 😭☕️ You stood there waiting, getting stressed, Clock said, “Girl, you better GO!” Then you left my Frappuccino there, And baby Toby said, “OH HELL NO.” 💅 [Pre Chorus] I had to pay for delivery, For a drink that was already mine, So this morning we are NOT repeating That Starbucks crime. 🚨 [Chorus] CHRISTINA, USE THE DRIVE THRU! 🚗💨☕️ Or else you’ll rot to death, boo! 💀✨ Get that Mocha Cookie Crumble For your baby Toby on the double! Chocolate, coffee, Starbucks slay, Pick it up on your way to work today, Don’t park the car, don’t go inside, GET MY FRAPPUCCINO THROUGH THE DRIVE THRU LINE! 💅☕️ [Verse 2] Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino, Yes, you know exactly what I mean, Baby Toby needs his Starbucks, Caffeinated, spoiled and seen. 👑 Last time you abandoned my order, Sitting lonely on the counter there, While you raced your ass off to your job, And I was like, “Christina, HOW DARE?!” 😭 [Bridge] Drive thru, babe, drive thru, This is not a complicated thing to do, Window down, say my name, Grab the frappe, win the game. ✨ No thirty minute lobby mess, No “I’m late!” panic and distress, Protect your job and protect my drink, Christina, babe, USE YOUR BRAIN AND THINK. 💋 [Final Chorus] CHRISTINA, USE THE DRIVE THRU! 🚗☕️ Your baby Toby is counting on you! Mocha Cookie Crumble in your hand, That is the ONLY acceptable plan. Because if you leave my Starbucks there again, We’re gonna have some WORDS, my friend. 💅 Save your job, save my frappe too, CHRISTINA. BABE. GO. THROUGH. THE. DRIVE. THRU. ✨🚗☕️💀