Goldie Locks

Lyrics

Actually, no, you know, pretty quiet. The prebiotic made it fresh, push it through. I need to lube up my system. I know, so what happened again? Like, you're like, I pushed through, it cracked a little bit. It bled, bled. Riptide, riptide, rip tied, rip. Right MC? B C. The Red Sea. Riptide, Ripsy. and I'm clenching. Oh, clench on the side. Nope, butch. Oh, hurt, hurt, really bad. I made it. Are you tiny? No, like, I'm like, ah, ow, ow, ow. Like it just hurts. get it out. I can't even. complicated. Too big. But Mae was holding on to me, holding my hand. Wait, both, both of them. At the same time, she's like, this little putty, but she's holding one handle, and she's like, this, and she hurts her, too? And I said, me, me. I said, I could have used someone to hold my hand. There's like, how May's hand when she was constipated. I couldn't use maybe. like me and you were holding Dan yesterday with the host screaming. I know. And I know I still have Narrhea. Tori, well, I almost drink water. who is this? And she says, it's real. I said, never mind. We said, don't, don't, don't, you have to, Rhea. Don't drink after Rhea. Highly contagious. I don't drink because they're highly contagious. And then, okay, so, Dan... from the lettuce from yesterday, maybe. barb and you go, don't ever say the word barb around me. I'm like, grandma, I can't say it. Boom. Barb? Yeah. Part of the barb and the hook. Barbed wire. Barb. Barb. Barb. Barbara. Barbaric. Barbarian bump. Wait, Robert Streisand? Am I? Whoa. going on? Is it bad? I think she's fine, right? No, it's just a little, it's a little wound up in cars. hyped up. Oh, the hype. You like bothering her? Yeah, she likes that. But fun. Oh, go, go, go, go, go. Get louder. Louder. Louder for the crew in the back. I can't hear you for the crew in the back. Can you add anything? Ronnie, got it back, Rosie locks in my bed. Oh, tell that story. Uh, I can't even, I get all worked up. Get worked up. It was hilarious. You came into your glasses down at the beach, and you're like, Hey, hey, hey, Everybody! Yeah. Guess what? What happened? I walk in my house, and I go in my room to grab something from my mom's, and I walk in in Goldilocks, and it's team us, and it's wet. and his wet swamp trunks, 2 pillowed up. Honey, up in my bed. I cracked bloody toe. Cracked bloody toe, bloody toe. been showered in three weeks. From the book from Barb? He only does late showers. Lake showers, and he smashes toe, bloody. Smashes horse flies, bloody, left the blood. Horsefly, gross shows in your bed. Why it was he in your bed? And then I was like, oh, I was so stuck fresh. So then I go back to complain to my mom, and then I come back and I go, I got a poop. Sorry, actually, I gotta go. Yeah, yeah, she gets a fresh bed. I gotta go, I gotta go. I know my mom's gotta go. And then I come back, and I go, I gotta poop, and the door is shut, and I go, and I go, Matt, where is he? Do you take a picture? And it's him, and I'm like, did you call me that? in my I live here. Literally Goldilocks. Why are you in that? And then there is an exact bed across the hall. I showed Molly. I said, look, right there, and look right there. And he goes, I was delusional. I was tired. I had a leg. And your shoes, and Matt, his Matt, okay, walked in. My Matt told this after. Walks in, and Tivas are on the bed, and Matt goes, why are you sleeping in our bed with your shoes on? And he goes, they're not on the bed. he just pushes his legs off the end. Oh, it's like, he's like a little kid. Because they're not a mega. Why you have your skin on belly? Because Matt woke up, Matt, he woke up and Matt walked in because I said, go take a picture of him because I'm mad. I seeing red right now. Yeah. And he had his shoes on her back. He had her shoes on her bed and said, why are they on the bed? Are you sure? His own Tivas. And then as my dad slides the shoes off the bed, they're not on the bed. Like, a little kid, like, we weren't. I saw that. I can't handle it. I can't handle it. I said, Ma, do you see Goldilocks? That's Goldilocks over there. Give him pow pow. Mad at him. Mad. A pout, pout, or a pout? P pow. My kid, my dogs. We do pow pow to my dog.