Throat GOAT Antacid Anthem

Lyrics

big opening riff, lights flashing, crowd already screaming) (Singer, smiling like he knows something) I used to chase that Costco girl She walked in looking like a ten Curves in all the perfect places I thought I’d never look again Got her home, the lights came on And everything just fell apart Flat where it counted, dry where it mattered Pure false advertising from the start (crowd “ooohs”) Then I met the WinCo one Solid seven, nothing flashy No makeup, no tight white dress Just standing there looking average-classy But the second she got to work Something shifted, something changed That solid seven turned into a ten And she never was the same (Chorus — band explodes, stadium loses it) She’s a solid 7 walking in But a ten when she starts to work Costco looked like a ten on the shelf Then she just laid there and did the worst WinCo don’t need the fancy packaging She just coats it thick and deep Ugly bottle, perfect mouth She’s the throat GOAT and she don’t sleep (Verse 2 — singer pointing at the crowd) Costco’s the girl with the perfect face Push-up everything, camera angles tight You take her home feeling like a king Then she just sits there all night WinCo walks in with no filter on Cheap clothes, no brand-name shine You almost walk past her in the aisle Then she climbs on and rewrites your mind Thick, relentless, no hesitation She takes the burn and she owns the night That solid seven turns into a ten And leaves you thanking her under the lights (Chorus — even bigger) She’s a solid 7 walking in But a ten when she starts to work Costco looked like a ten on the shelf Then she just laid there and did the worst WinCo don’t need the fancy packaging She just coats it thick and deep Ugly bottle, perfect mouth She’s the throat GOAT and she don’t sleep (Bridge — half-time, singer almost preaching to 50,000 people) I don’t care if she ain’t the prettiest I don’t care about the label on the shelf When that chalky paste starts working She becomes the best I’ve ever felt Costco was the false advertising All that hype and nothing real WinCo was the quiet solid seven Who turned into a ten and made me heal (Final Chorus — pure stadium chaos) SHE’S A SOLID 7 WALKING IN BUT A TEN WHEN SHE STARTS TO WORK COSTCO LOOKED LIKE A TEN ON THE SHELF THEN SHE JUST LAID THERE AND DID THE WORST WINCO DON’T NEED THE FANCY PACKAGING SHE JUST COATS IT THICK AND DEEP UGLY BOTTLE, PERFECT MOUTH SHE’S THE THROAT GOAT AND SHE DON’T SLEEP (Outro — band jamming, singer yelling) Yeah! Solid seven! Turns into a ten! WinCo! Throat GOAT! We ain’t never going back!