Mike COPES: The Quirky Quest for the Missing Cookies

Lyrics

[INTRO] (Spotlight hits a giant, glittery cookie jar on a stage.) [VERSE 1] Mike COPES strolls in, hat askew, eyes bright as a neon sign. He spots the cookie jar, a golden treasure, but it’s locked in a line! He twirls, he leaps, he sings a riddle, a Broadway flourish so fine, Yet the jar stays stubborn, as stubborn as a mime. [CHORUS] Oh, Mike COPES, oh, what a sight! You chase those cookies through the night. With a tap, a flop, a high‑note slide, You’ll find them, oh, you’ll find them! [VERSE 2] The curtain rises, the audience gasps—oh, what a clatter! A chorus of critics, all clapping in the clatter. Mike does a shimmy, a twirl, a dramatic “Oh‑huh‑ha!” He whispers to the crumbs: “Come on, you’re not a quitter.” [CHORUS] Oh, Mike COPES, oh, what a sight! You chase those cookies through the night. With a tap, a flop, a high‑note slide, You’ll find them, oh, you’ll find them! [BRIDGE] The lights go dim, the music swells, the stage becomes a dream. Mike sings “Cookies, oh, cookies, dance in the moonbeam!” The jar, it glows—sweet victory, a glittering gleam! And he pops a bite, the audience roars—what a theme! [HOOK] Mike COPES, Mike COPES, cookie‑crushing king! Silly, bright, he’s the hero, and he’ll always bring! Cookies to the crowd, oh, hear the applause—let’s sing! [OUTRO] The curtain falls, the applause rings, the jar sits empty, all’s set. Mike bows, a glittered smile, the audience says: “Encore, we’re set!” [END]