Nae Luck Agnes!

Lyrics

(VERSE 1) She spends days in her cozy bed Could go out but stays inside instead If she doesn't get any sleep she may moan Barely eats anything suprised she isn't 2 stone (CHORUS) Oh agnes is getting dolly When she gets her shopping she'll be jolly Ben and jerrys is what she may be consuming And if there is none left she'll be absolutely fooming (VERSE 2) During the night speaks in a loud tone But during the day you can't hear over her stupid phone She gets scared on the flight to Ireland So should stay home and continue watching love island (CHORUS) Oh agnes is becoming dolly Sometimes thick as mince canny work a trolley Gets annoyed when her grandson picks his face And if Lindsay gets drunk she'll call him a disgrace (VERSE 3) Her husband jags her with his toenails But when she stubs her own you'll hear a load of whales When Seltic score a goal she will scream And makes lindsays puddings with whipped cream (CHORUS) Oh agnes is now forever dolly Eat a steak, no she'd rather a have a big lolly Says Riley is spoiled but goes to millions of shows Plenty of holes in they socks because of her wrinkly toes (VERSE 4) She doesn't really like the jenny burn Can't really spell which is a concern Arches her back going up and down her stairs And if she is cold she puts on forty layers (CHORUS) Oh agnes is going to always be dolly If Riley has nice aftershave she'll sniff him like a border collie Has about 50 sets of yellow teeth Can't find her cans of juice cause they are always beneath (VERSE 5) She irons her clothes so they are crinkly Saves her going out looking all wrinkly Takes about 100 tablets Maybe thats because of smelling they cigarettes (ENDING) Nae luck agnes your dolly and a fudd