Fagtron 5000

Lyrics

[Intro] Boot sequence, lights go green Make some room for the machine [Verse 1] I roll in with a chrome-plated grin Big red button, let the countdown begin Got a spring in my step and a bolt in my shoe When I hit the floor, it goes beep-boop-boom [Pre-Chorus] No small talk, no slow crawl Hear that motor down the hall Three, two, one, let the whole room know [Chorus] I’m a Fagtron 5000! Built for the fun, and I’m turning it up I’m a Fagtron 5000! Shake up the room when I strut on in I’m a Fagtron 5000! Big silly grin and a heart full of spark I’m a Fagtron 5000! I bring the party from zero to launch [Verse 2] Got a glittering switch and a disco dial I can make a grumpy old robot smile I’m all bright buttons and cartoon flair When the chorus hits, I’m already there [Pre-Chorus] No small talk, no slow crawl Hear that motor down the hall Three, two, one, let the whole room know [Chorus] I’m a Fagtron 5000! Built for the fun, and I’m turning it up I’m a Fagtron 5000! Shake up the room when I strut on in I’m a Fagtron 5000! Big silly grin and a heart full of spark I’m a Fagtron 5000! I bring the party from zero to launch [Bridge] Error? No, that’s confetti in the gears Laughing loud enough to rattle the spheres One more button, one more round Everybody make that robot sound [Final Chorus] I’m a Fagtron 5000! Built for the fun, and I’m turning it up I’m a Fagtron 5000! Shake up the room when I strut on in I’m a Fagtron 5000! Big silly grin and a heart full of spark I’m a Fagtron 5000! Party mode on till we light up the dark [Outro] Boot sequence complete Fagtron, out!