Andi’s Blame Game

Lyrics

Yeah… This that Andi shit. Miguel, you really started beef over piss? Man… somebody get this dude a tissue. 😂 [VERSE 1] Miguel woke up heated, truck smelling like a zoo, Somebody pissed on the bumper, now he’s blaming Andi too. No proof, no witness, just a drunk-ass accusation, Built a whole damn case off imagination. “ANDI DID IT!” Yeah, that’s what Miguel said, Meanwhile Andi’s somewhere laughing, shaking his head. You got beef with a dude over somebody’s bladder, Talking like a gangster, but your argument’s flatter. You pulled up heated, trying hard to look tough, Five beers deep, now your feelings getting rough. Chest poked out, talking like you’re ready for war, Then somebody mentioned that truck and you started crying on the floor. [HOOK] Miguel, why you crying? Why your tough-guy act dying? Truck got pissed on, now you’re losing your mind, Blaming Andi ’cause you got no evidence to find. You said, “I’m a killer!” But your tears came quicker. By the end of the night, Miguel got sensitive, Drunk in his feelings like, “Why everybody against me?” [VERSE 2] You wanted smoke, but you brought Chardonnay feelings, One little argument and your whole heart started peeling. Talking big shit, throwing accusations around, Then five drinks later, you’re emotionally breaking down. Andi said, “Bro, I ain’t piss on your ride,” Miguel said, “I KNOW YOU DID!” with tears in his eyes. That’s not evidence, that’s alcohol and rage, You need a detective, not another damn twelve-pack case. Truck still parked, dignity gone, Miguel been crying since the sun came on. Said he’s done with Andi, said the friendship is dead, Then twenty minutes later asked who was talking shit instead. [HOOK] Miguel, why you crying? Why your tough-guy act dying? Truck got pissed on, now you’re losing your mind, Blaming Andi ’cause you got no evidence to find. You said, “I’m a killer!” But your tears came quicker. By the end of the night, Miguel got sensitive, Drunk in his feelings like, “Why everybody against me?” [BRIDGE] Somebody pissed on the truck… Nobody knows who. But Miguel solved the whole case: “Andi did it.” Case closed. Detective Miguel. Badge: one empty bottle. Evidence: absolutely fucking zero. [VERSE 3] Now Miguel waking up, head pounding like a drum, Checking that truck like the piss police came. Looking for fingerprints, footprints, DNA, Meanwhile Andi’s laughing like, “Bro, have a nice day.” You wanted a gangster war over automotive urine, Now the whole damn crew knows exactly what you’re doing. You went from “I’m tough” to “Man, nobody loves me,” Got drunk, got sensitive, started crying about trust, B. Andi ain’t scared, he ain’t running from the scene, Miguel’s biggest enemy was the liquor he drank clean. Next time somebody pisses on your truck, use your brain, Don’t blame Andi just because you’re emotionally insane. [OUTRO] Miguel… It wasn’t Andi. Probably. But the tears? Those were definitely you. Andi 1. Miguel’s feelings: 0. Truck still smells crazy. [BEAT CUTS] “Somebody get Miguel another tissue…” BOOM.