All Hands On Deck (Uncle Harold’s Farm)

Lyrics

[Intro] (Yeah) Car full of cousins Coolers in the back GPS say “turn left” Into pitch black [Chorus] ALL HANDS ON DECK WE AIN’T SLEEPIN YET (nah!) Uncle Harold’s farm in the middle of the sticks If the ghosts pull up, they can get this drip (hey!) ALL HANDS ON DECK WE AIN’T SLEEPIN YET (uh-uh) If the corn start talkin, better show respect But we still outside, we ain’t leavin yet [Verse 1] Pulled up, gate squeak Dust, one street Flashlights, one each City boys, all weak (for real) Harold on the porch in a flip-flop stance Mismatched socks, big belly in the pants “Y’all boys act tough, but you best not roam Cuz the last fool laughin never made it home” Got Jae from the Bay, Mike from the Chi Deepak scared, but he swear he don’t cry (uh-huh) Juan talkin ‘bout he wrestle any ghost Till a barn door slam, he sprint coast to coast (gone!) Harold say “sleep in the loft, grab a cot” We open up the door, feel the air go frost [Chorus] ALL HANDS ON DECK WE AIN’T SLEEPIN YET (no way) Uncle Harold’s farm in the middle of the sticks If the ghosts pull up, they can get this drip (drip, drip) ALL HANDS ON DECK WE AIN’T SLEEPIN YET (wake up!) If the corn start talkin, better show respect But we still outside, we ain’t leavin yet [Verse 2] Middle of the night, phone at five percent Something in the rafters start payin us rent (creak) Heard chains drag, then a long slow moan Harold just snore with the loud trombone Ali say “chill, that’s wind on the roof” Then the “wind” start tappin out a TikTok groove (what?) Lights flick twice, then the cows say “boo” We ain’t even drink, but we swear we do Door swung wide, saw a shadow in the frame Tall, real thin, lil’ crooked in the leg We froze up, every dude same pose Turned out just Harold in his glow-in-the-dark robe (man, what?) He say “Y’all jumpy, thought you big strong men” Then the tractor start creepin with nobody in [Chorus] ALL HANDS ON DECK WE AIN’T SLEEPIN YET (nope) Uncle Harold’s farm in the middle of the sticks If the ghosts pull up, they can get this drip (yeah) ALL HANDS ON DECK WE AIN’T SLEEPIN YET (still up) If the corn start talkin, better show respect But we still outside, we ain’t leavin yet [Bridge] [Beat drops to eerie bells and deep bass] Packed up bags ‘fore the sunrise hit Everybody swear they ain’t scared, “just sick” (sure) Harold on the phone like “boy, don’t stress If you scared of my barn, wait till you see the next” “What you mean, next?” all heads turn He say “call Uncle Yeun, he got his own farm” Little gravel road, little old wood fence Stories ‘bout dragons, spirits on the vents We look at each other, try to play it calm Then the group text ding: “Y’all, we goin to Yeun’s farm” [Chorus] ALL HANDS ON DECK WE AIN’T SLEEPIN YET (never!) Uncle Yeun’s farm on the GPS If Harold got ghosts, Yeun might got the rest (oh no) ALL HANDS ON DECK WE AIN’T SLEEPIN YET (hey!) New haunted fields, whole crew, same charm First Harold’s crazy crib Now we hittin Yeun’s farm (let’s go)