I Stuck My Hand in the

Lyrics

[Intro] (Upbeat, driving classic rock guitar riff) (Heavy drum intro with tambourine) [Verse 1] Walking through the kitchen, looking for a snack Peeped into the fridge, there was no turning back Sitting on the shelf, cool and creamy white A big tub of strawberry, bathing in the light I didn't grab a spoon, I didn't use my head I went and did a foolish thing instead! [Chorus] Oh, I stuck my hand in the yog! Yeah, I stuck my hand in the yog! It was cold, it was thick, it was squishy and sweet Now I got a dairy disaster to defeat! I stuck my hand in the yog! [Verse 2] Stuck up to my wrist, sinking in the goop Should've known better than to dive without a scoop Got fruit on my knuckles, culture on my palm My sister started screaming, I was trying to stay calm It’s dripping on the floor, it's sliding down my sleeve How did I get here? You wouldn't believe! [Chorus] Oh, I stuck my hand in the yog! Yeah, I stuck my hand in the yog! It was cold, it was thick, it was squishy and sweet Now I got a dairy disaster to defeat! I stuck my hand in the yog! [Guitar Solo] (Rip-roaring, energetic classic rock guitar solo, twin-guitar harmony style) [Bridge] Now Greek style, French style, plain or vanilla bean This is the messiest thing you've ever seen! Don't shake my hand, don't give me a high-five I'm just lucky to be out of there alive! [Chorus] Oh, I stuck my hand in the yog! Yeah, I stuck my hand in the yog! It was cold, it was thick, it was squishy and sweet Now I got a dairy disaster to defeat! I stuck my hand in the yog! [Outro] Just a handful of strawberry... Dripping everywhere... Somebody get me a paper towel! (Big classic rock finish, final guitar chord crash and drum roll)