Nae Luck Agnes!

Lyrics

(VERSE 1) She spends days in her cozy bed Could go out but stays inside instead If she doesn't get any sleep she may moan Barely eats anything suprised she isn't 2 stone (CHORUS) Oh agnes is getting dolly When she gets her shopping she'll be jolly Ben and jerrys is what she may be consuming And if there is none left she'll be absolutely fooming (VERSE 2) During the night speaks in a loud tone But during the day you can't hear over her stupid phone She gets scared on the flight to Ireland So should stay home and continue watching love island (CHORUS) Oh agnes is becoming dolly Sometimes thick as mince canny work a trolley Gets annoyed when her grandson picks his face And if Lindsay gets drunk she'll call him a disgrace (VERSE 3) Her husband jags her with his toenails But when she stubs her own you'll hear a load of whales When Seltic score a goal she will scream And makes lindsays puddings with whipped cream (CHORUS) Oh agnes is now forever dolly Eat a steak, no she'd rather a have a big lolly Says Riley is spoiled but goes to millions of shows Plenty of holes in they socks because of her wrinkly toes (VERSE 4) She doesn't really like the jenny burn Can't really spell which is a concern Arches her back going up and down her stairs And if she is cold she puts on forty layers (CHORUS) Oh agnes is going to always be dolly If Riley has nice aftershave she'll sniff him like a border collie Likes her toast with a bit of hartleys jam And when Gill books something she calls her a bam (VERSE 5) She irons her clothes so they aren't crinkly Saves her going out looking very very wrinkly She is like Rileys mum always losing her keys Only agnes normally has really sore knees (CHORUS) Oh agnes you actually deserves a break But when Lindsays washes dishes the place becomes a lake Runs around M&S like a happy chappy After going there she'll need a little nappy (VERSE 6) I know you really like dolly parton Doesn't stop you from really farting Has a murray mint she chews like a rabbit And if she is tired she will be crabbit (CHORUS) Oh agnes please don't kill me But do it after you go for another pee Has a massive fear of cats Her house is confusing because she buys a load of mats (ENDING) I hope you find this song quite funny Or else i'll steal all your money Although you do Spend an hour doing your hair And if you get offered another bo violet gin just say neigh mare