Titty drop

Lyrics

Titty Drop (Verse 1) I was walking down the street in my favorite tank top, When gravity said, “Girl, it’s time for the drop.” One strap slipped, then the other one too, And both of them fell like they had something to do. The sidewalk gasped, a pigeon looked shocked, A cyclist swerved and almost got clocked. (Chorus) Titty drop! Titty drop! Left one first and the right one flop! No warning, no plan, no gentle descent, Just physics and polyester, heaven-sent. Titty drop! Oh, titty drop! Hold your drinks and watch them plop! (Verse 2) I bent for my keys and they made their debut, One waved hello, the other said “how do you do?” A barista froze mid-latte art, A tourist took twelve photos of modern art. I tried to scoop them back with professional grace, But they had already entered outer space. (Chorus) Titty drop! Titty drop! Left one first and the right one flop! No warning, no plan, no gentle descent, Just physics and polyester, heaven-sent. Titty drop! Oh, titty drop! Hold your drinks and watch them plop! (Bridge) Blame the heat, blame the bra that retired in May, Blame Newton, he started this whole display. They don’t fall up, they don’t ask permission, They just commit to the mission. (Final Chorus) Titty drop! Titty drop! Audience standing, nobody can stop! Curtain call in the middle of town, Both stars took a bow and then sat back down. Titty drop! Yeah, titty drop! Encore optional. Show’s never shut.