Fucking Canadians

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You roll in late with a hockey bag Snow on your boots and a beat-up flag You claim our couch, you raid the fridge Then tell the same joke from the border bridge [Pre-Chorus] You say “sorry” like it’s a battle cry Then steal the last slice and deny [Chorus] Fucking Canadians, raising hell again Kick the door wide open, bring your rowdy friends Fucking Canadians, loud as a freight train You can keep your manners—just don’t take my name [Verse 2] You talk big game, then you shovel the walk You break my lamp and blame the puck Your cousin’s drumming on a cooking pan You’ve turned my quiet night into a one-man band [Pre-Chorus] You say “sorry” with a crooked grin Then start the whole damn racket again [Chorus] Fucking Canadians, raising hell again Kick the door wide open, bring your rowdy friends Fucking Canadians, loud as a freight train You can keep your manners—just don’t take my name [Bridge] At dawn you’re gone, the house is wrecked A note says “thanks”—what did I expect? One boot print on the kitchen wall And maple syrup dripping down the hall [Guitar Solo] [Final Chorus] Fucking Canadians, raising hell again Kick the door wide open, bring your rowdy friends Fucking Canadians, loud as a freight train You can keep your manners—just don’t take my name Fucking Canadians, yeah, you’re back again Same old busted lamp, same loud refrain [Outro] You say “sorry”—then you kick it in