The Cake That Eats All Things

Lyrics

[Intro] On the twin crowns of the calendar, the heavens split in two A sugar throne came crashing down, with frosting pouring through [Verse 1] Samantha raised her candle sword, Salena seized the flame The birthday beast unrolled its eyes and called the stars by name Its cherry-red horizon jaws devoured Saturn’s rings It thundered, “Kneel before your king, the cake that eats all things!” [Pre-Chorus] Two birthdays, one impossible night Two fearless hearts against the bite If every world must fall today— They’ll carve a brighter way! [Chorus] Samantha! Salena! Rise and take your stand! Samantha! Salena! Save the sky with your hands! Slice through the darkness, shatter the sweet, monstrous reign! Samantha! Salena! The universe lives again! [Verse 2] The icing forged a thousand fists; the sprinkles fell like hail A fondant moon was dragged below a blackened caramel But shoulder to shoulder, they charged through the storm With birthday-fire blazing, the cosmos reborn [Pre-Chorus] Two birthdays, one impossible night Two fearless hearts against the bite The stars are waiting—hear them call! Now make the giant fall! [Chorus] Samantha! Salena! Rise and take your stand! Samantha! Salena! Save the sky with your hands! Slice through the darkness, shatter the sweet, monstrous reign! Samantha! Salena! The universe lives again! [Bridge] The cake split wide—its heart was a candle, burning cold A wish was trapped inside it, older than the worlds below They joined their voices, spoke one wish against the end: “Let every lost and distant star shine home again!” [Final Chorus] Samantha! Salena! Rise and take your stand! Samantha! Salena! Let the galaxies expand! Slice through the darkness, break the sweet, monstrous chain! Samantha! Salena! The universe lives again! Samantha! Salena! Let the birthday bells ring! Two names, one sky—and the stars sing! [Outro] The cake fell silent; dawn poured through the blue Happy birthday, Samantha! Happy birthday, Salena! The cosmos belongs to you!