Beth the Bimbo

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Beth rolled in late with a coffee in hand Blonde ponytail bouncing like a one-woman band Two kids in the back and a dog on the seat One lost left shoe and a juice box leak She said, “I’m doing fine,” while the dashboard beeped Then laughed so hard that the minivan swerved a creep [Pre-Chorus] She’s got a grocery list tattooed in her brain And a little bit of glitter stuck onto her name [Chorus] Beth the bimbo, blonde and bright Two kids yelling, “Mom, you’re late tonight!” She may forget where she parked the car But she knows every word to the old guitar Beth the bimbo, queen of the show Running on coffee and a two-kid glow If common sense took a holiday She’d wave goodbye and save the day [Verse 2] She packed one lunch and forgot the bread Put a tiny pink bow on the baby’s head The older one asked, “Are we there yet?” Beth said, “Honey, we just left the driveway, bet!” At the school fair booth, she won a giant ham Then traded it away for a temporary tattoo stamp Now both kids look like rodeo stars While Beth’s trying to find her keys in the candy jar [Pre-Chorus] She’s got a calendar full of circles and hearts Still misses the bus when the pickup starts [Chorus] Beth the bimbo, blonde and bright Two kids yelling, “Mom, you’re late tonight!” She may forget where she parked the car But she knows every word to the old guitar Beth the bimbo, queen of the show Running on coffee and a two-kid glow If common sense took a holiday She’d wave goodbye and save the day [Bridge] She burns the toast, but she nails the punchline Turns a wrong turn into family time The kids roll their eyes, then climb in her arms She’s a little bit chaos and a whole lot of charm [Final Chorus] Beth the bimbo, blonde and bright Two kids laughing underneath the porch light She may lose a shoe, a phone, a plan But she’s the best darn mom in the whole wide land Beth the bimbo, raise your cup When the world falls down, she picks it up With a crooked grin and a country sway She makes a mess, then saves the day [Outro] Beth, Beth, everybody knows Two kids, blonde hair, and a heart that glows