Hisaab Kar!

Lyrics

[Intro] Sun lo department, baat zara khaas, Lallu Seth aur Harikesh—kis ke paas hisaab? [Verse 1] Paisa gaya pehle, maal ka tha vaada, Har hafte nayi kahani, naya hi iraada. “Bas kal pakka,” bolke hafta nikalta, Jhooth ka calendar bhi ab thak ke fisalta. Lallu Seth pooche, “Bhai, maal kidhar hai?” Udhar se jawab aaye, “Bas raste par hai.” Din pe din beete, na parcel na khabar, Department bole, “Ab khol bhi de daftar!” [Chorus] Lallu Seth bole, “Hisaab toh kar!” Harikesh chup, phone gaya paar. Hafta hafta baat, phir phone band yaar, Poora department bole, “Bas, ab khol darbaar!” [Verse 2] Paisa liya, maal na diya—yeh kaisa vyapaar? Har bande ko chuna, phir gaayab sarkaar. Jhooth jab khatam, toh ring bhi na aaye, Call pe call jaaye, jawab na paaye. Koi bole “busy,” koi bole “network,” Sabko pata chal gaya—same purana homework. Ab seedha hisaab, sabke saamne baat, Vaade nahi chahiye—maal ya paisa wapas saath! [Bridge] Department ka sabr ab khatam hua bhai, Har kone se awaaz: “Sach bol, kya hai bhai?” Na gaali, na dhamki—bas hisaab saaf, Jo liya hai lautao, phir khatam yeh maamla aaj. [Final Chorus] Lallu Seth bole, “Hisaab toh kar!” Harikesh chup, phone gaya paar. Hafta hafta baat, ab sach bol yaar, Poora department bole, “Maal ya paisa—kar taiyaar!” [Outro] Vaada kam, kaam zyada—ab seedhi si baat, Hisaab nipta do, khul jaaye raasta saaf.