Pass the Pie

Lyrics

[Verse 1] John’s at the stove, and Clifford’s stomach’s talking, I’m watching that clock while the toast keeps walking. “Come on, mate, breakfast shouldn’t take all day,” The coffee’s on, the pan’s too loud, we’re hungry either way. You clatter every spoon like a marching band parade, Then remember there’s a list of things we never paid. [Chorus] Cliff and Dom, we love you, even when you’re late, You burn a bit of breakfast, then you make the whole room great. Big heart, big laugh, and a pie on the side, We’ll grumble, then we’ll sit with you and share a bite. [Verse 2] Every day he’s a good guy, that much is true, But sometimes buying pie is a job he forgets to do. He’s got a duck—well, that’s the story that we tell, And when the plans go sideways, somehow he wears it well. He sees folks passing by and misses who should pay, Then flashes that kind grin and talks his way away. [Chorus] Cliff and Dom, we love you, even when you’re late, You burn a bit of breakfast, then you make the whole room great. Big heart, big laugh, and a pie on the side, We’ll grumble, then we’ll sit with you and share a bite. [Bridge] The toast is getting colder, the kettle’s singing loud, But you walk in with a plate and win back the crowd. A little bit of chaos, a generous hand, You’re our favorite breakfast-making one-man band. [Final Chorus] Cliff and Dom, we love you, even when you’re late, You burn a bit of breakfast, then you make the whole room great. Big heart, big laugh, and a pie on the side, We’ll grumble, then we’ll sit with you and share a bite. Yeah, we love you, Cliff and Dom—come on, pass the pie! [Outro] Coffee’s poured, the toast is done, Breakfast took all day—but we had fun.