The Porcelain Moon

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Little sinky poopy, drifting down the bowl, You had a busy day, now rest your tiny soul. The bathroom fan is humming, the hallway’s growing dim, Close your eyes, dear bathroom friend, and let the water swim. [Chorus] If it’s brown, flush it down, Let the sleepy water spin around. If it’s yellow, let it mellow, Hush now, little sinky poopy fellow. Turbo joo, turbo joo, The porcelain moon is waiting for you. [Verse 2] A towel hangs like curtains, the soap is tucked in tight, The night-light paints a puddle in a soft and sleepy light. No need to feel so lonely, no need to make a sound, The pipes will carry bedtime dreams beneath the quiet ground. [Chorus] If it’s brown, flush it down, Let the sleepy water spin around. If it’s yellow, let it mellow, Hush now, little sinky poopy fellow. Turbo joo, turbo joo, The porcelain moon is waiting for you. [Bridge] Tomorrow brings a fresh new day, The clouds of worry float away. For now, breathe slow and settle low, The bathroom stars are soft below. [Outro] Little sinky poopy, sleep beneath the blue, Turbo joo, turbo joo, The quiet bowl is singing you. If it’s brown, flush it down, If it’s yellow, let it mellow, Goodnight, goodnight, my funny little fellow.