What the Back Seat Knew

Lyrics

[Intro] Austin, you there? Matt—Maddie—checking in! [Verse 1] Fruit-punch gumdrop, rolling in sweet, Big red grin with a bounce in the beat. You say the tires went flat on their own, But the back-seat mystery’s already known. AP left crumbs and a buckle askew, Now everybody’s looking at you. You point at the curb, say, “Must be the road,” While the spare’s got a laugh and a heavy load. [Chorus] Hey, Austin, what’s the story? Flat tires, big grin, no worry. Fruit-punch sweet with a sideways clue, We all know what the back seat knew. Hey, Austin, don’t play shy, That little floss idea’s a wild reply. Pass that joke, let the whole crew know— Maddie’s got punchlines ready to go! [Verse 2] Then you bring out the floss, now the room goes quiet, Tiny thong for Deivi? You really tried it. One look around and the laughter erupts, Even the gumdrop nearly busts its guts. Austin says, “Hey, it’s practical, see?” Deivi says, “Nope, keep that away from me.” Matt aka Maddie, case closed tonight, This whole crew’s roast is landing just right. [Chorus] Hey, Austin, what’s the story? Flat tires, big grin, no worry. Fruit-punch sweet with a sideways clue, We all know what the back seat knew. Hey, Austin, don’t play shy, That little floss idea’s a wild reply. Pass that joke, let the whole crew know— Maddie’s got punchlines ready to go! [Outro] Fruit-punch gumdrop, toolbox on the floor… Austin, maybe check that back seat once more!