Sitting in That Chair

Lyrics

[Intro - Announcer] Welcome to the ten-K-in-thirty-days challenge! He is sitting in that chair like the chair pays rent! [Verse 1] I’m sitting real still, no follow on the screen Chair got more commitment than I’ve ever seen I checked my phone, I checked the door I checked the cushion, then I checked once more [Pre-Chorus - Call and Response] Announcer: What happens when you follow? Crowd: GET UP AND DANCE! Announcer: What happens when nobody follows? Crowd: I SIT! Announcer: How long can he sit? Crowd: Apparently forever! [Chorus] FOLLOW, follow, follow! Get up and dance! FOLLOW, follow, follow! Get up and dance! Ten K in thirty days, we’re making a plan But if you follow right now—GET UP AND DANCE! [Verse 2] My chair said, “Friend, we need to talk” My knees said, “Please, just take a walk” The chat said, “Move!” I said, “Not yet” I’m waiting on a follow like a bus with no set [Announcer - Instruction Chant] FOLLOW! DM me! GET STARTED! COPY THE PAGE! GO LIVE! REPEAT! [Chorus - Call and Response] Announcer: Follow! Crowd: GET UP AND DANCE! Announcer: DM me! Crowd: GET STARTED! Announcer: Copy the page! Crowd: GO LIVE! Announcer: Go live! Crowd: REPEAT! [Dance Break] Hey! One step, two step, chair step, slide! Hands in the air, let the cushion ride! Follow came through, now move those feet! Ten K challenge got the whole chat beat! [Spoken Punchline] Okay, okay, that was enough cardio. Excellent dancing. Now SIT BACK DOWN! The chair is calling. It has missed you terribly. [Final Chorus] FOLLOW, follow, follow! GET UP AND DANCE! No follow on the screen? I SIT! One follow, one dance, then SIT BACK DOWN! DM me, get started, copy the page around town! GO LIVE, REPEAT, let the challenge expand! FOLLOW! GET UP AND DANCE! [Outro - Loop Tag] Wait... nobody followed? Fine. I’m sitting. [Instrumental] FOLLOW